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I’m looking for human horn. You’re not cops, right? Of course not. In fact, he’s a crook. Yep. Stolen Pez, anyone? Human horn. So fresh you can still see the eyeglass marks. Look, this is the nose we want. I’m sorry, sir, but due to the perverted nature of our business… customer records are strictly confidential. I videotape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later. Hey, I’m a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? Here’s the weirdo who bought your horn.

This is why I love Earth. Beautiful star-brightened day, friendly Blernsball game with chum pals. So pleasant for everybody. Hit by a pitch. Take your base. Sorry about that. I guess I needed a few more warm-up pitches. No batter, no batter. No batter anymore. Take your base. I didn’t mean to hit you. I have trouble with depth perception. Yeah. Me too, now. Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter. Take your base. Please, I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Apparently not.

Can you point me to the free booze? I really like this girl but she thinks I’m a jerk. Can you help me? There’s a suicide booth in the Food Court. Though there’s a line this time of year. No, I need to get her a gift. And I need it before sundown. You can’t go wrong with something traditional. A surface-to-Santa rocket launcher. Comes with 3 jolly-seeking missiles. That’s funny. Careful, sir. Oh, yeah. You filthy hobos sure know Hey, chief? Someone’s stealing your handkerchief full of crap.

$9.95 a minute. You’re a dollar naughtier than most. How about them Knicks? Hello? Any girls in this room at all? Yeah, bring on the hot chicks So are we! I’m a woman, if that’s what you mean. I don’t play games,. a space captain, the only one of my species… and I want to meet a man. A woman? I’m scared! Thanks to the Internet, I’m bored with sex. Any website to satisfy my lust for violence? Is the space pope reptilian? Get ready for fun, Fry. played entirely on video. You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.

Pass the veal, please? Here you go. Let me get some of that suckling pig. Who wants dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. No, this one blew his money on lottery tickets. Quit hogging the bottle-nose! Toss me the speech center of the brain! Mother’s Day In sports, Yankees’ fifth blurnsman,. is out With an injured knee. So, humans have easily injured knees. My race Will find this information very useful, indeed. And finally, today is Mother’s Daya sentimental occasion….

We’ll try to respect your independence and freedom. No! I want the real teen experience. Chores, curfew, the works! Fine, sweetiekins, we’ll be the strictest parents ever. tequila to celebrate! Dad, I’m underage! Oh, right. Here’s a silly straw. Oh, my Amy is sweet little girl again. This like a mother’s dream! Bad dream, that is. At this rate, I’m never gonna get a grandchild! Maybe she not grown up, but she sure grown out. She fat! Dad, if you’re gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again.

Why’d you open your bong hole, You’d sacrifice a beautiful woman for an attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola. The one called Smelly Hippie is right! This is a monkey! Yes. Definitely. Where is the real female? I’ll never tell. Where is she? I’ll get her for you. This may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again. Go consummate yourself. Stop talking! You’re getting cold! Please! I just paid off my car! I can’t look! People of Earth, I am Jurr of the planet Omicron Persei Eight.

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